Hello... creepy
Welcome to a very small collection of my silly little words; a collection of flash fiction, poetry, blogging and if I can be bothered some game reviews. When I say collection I most likly mean a verbal dog-pile of soot and gibberish.
If that didn't help visualize perhaps this will help your lack of imagination: Me eating your grandma's porridge bowl.
My names' Davis (That's a last name, you must be a dickhead) and I'm uniquely Australian - yay me! I guess I'm a hater and most undoubtedly a maniacal enthusiast with a little touch of larrikinism thrown in; likely I will fuck with your insecurity. Of course by 'fuck' I mean poke fun, not literal intercourse you silly little bum-bum. That's for later. Now with the sarcasm aside, I hope something here will slightly offend your point of view; if it hasn't already. But don't get your knickers in a knot too quickly, I also want you to enjoy yourself.
So remember two things my dear reader. Be uncomfortable, but enjoy yourself - Simple, YAY!
I recently noticed on a friend's site that he has a warning to people of unintelligible imagination, A.K.A you tossers that don't approve of the enthusiastic and demanding language that is SWEARING!
Welcome to a very small collection of my silly little words; a collection of flash fiction, poetry, blogging and if I can be bothered some game reviews. When I say collection I most likly mean a verbal dog-pile of soot and gibberish.
If that didn't help visualize perhaps this will help your lack of imagination: Me eating your grandma's porridge bowl.
My names' Davis (That's a last name, you must be a dickhead) and I'm uniquely Australian - yay me! I guess I'm a hater and most undoubtedly a maniacal enthusiast with a little touch of larrikinism thrown in; likely I will fuck with your insecurity. Of course by 'fuck' I mean poke fun, not literal intercourse you silly little bum-bum. That's for later. Now with the sarcasm aside, I hope something here will slightly offend your point of view; if it hasn't already. But don't get your knickers in a knot too quickly, I also want you to enjoy yourself.
So remember two things my dear reader. Be uncomfortable, but enjoy yourself - Simple, YAY!
I recently noticed on a friend's site that he has a warning to people of unintelligible imagination, A.K.A you tossers that don't approve of the enthusiastic and demanding language that is SWEARING!
WARNING: If Fuck makes you squirm and shit makes you quiver. Then STOP reading. Otherwise try and have a nice day.
Post Script: Say whatever you want about the fact I write poetry & stories. The sad and most likely assumption is I'm probably writing about you; how pathetic and undesirable you are to the rest of the human race. Unlucky for you - Lucky for me. NOW DIE! I'm kidding.
- Enjoy!
- Enjoy!
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Obviously I can't police this WARNING. Nor do I really give two shits. But you have been warned. So fuck yourself sideways if you don’t choose to listen. Now keep reading and get to the part you actually came here for. (I hope you had to squint)
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This work may not be published or printed in full or part without the permission of the author apart from excerpts which may be quoted in reviews.
